I just saw a commercial on Lifetime TV. It was for Degree anti-antiperspirant. Here's some of the fine print:
Do not attempt. (Woman does somersaults from the bathroom to her bedroom - trying to dry her underarms.)
Secret is a registered TM of Procter & Gamble. Forearm white marks. Underarm marks will be lighter. (Screen shows Secret being globbed on some woman's forearm.)
Little black dress approved.